Mona Hella Lott was born to the distinguished and impressive Lott family of San Moreno.  She was raised with a silver spoon in her mouth (among other things) and the finest of everything.  She went to the best schools and socialized with the best families in San Moreno.  Her father, Coma Lott,  and mother, Pia Lott, were very proud of their two children.  Mona's older brother, Master Beta Lott was one of the most eligible young men in the country.  Their parents raised them with all the values and principles that an upstanding family should have.

Soon after Mona turned 15, her parents died in a horrendous sailing accident off the Ivory Coast of Africa.  It was said that their bodies washed up and were found, ironically, by a distant cannibalistic cousin of theirs, Eata Lott. Eata took pity and sent word to the children and organized a proper burial.  Back home, the children were distraught, especialy Mona since all her parents possessions went to her brother who promptly disowned Mona and left her for broke. 

Mona knew from that day forward that she could trust no man but still vowed to live the lifestyle to which she was accustomed.  Mona devised a plan and after a couple of weeks was able to snag a naïve young man who had always been in love with her.  His name was Franklin Bit.  Franklin and Mona's courtship lasted only a few weeks and then they were married.  Mona was able to live her life comfortably but not as well as she did during her youth.  A year after their marriage, Mona met a very successful, 87-year-old,  business man named Dick Long.  Mysteriously, her husband Franklin died from eating poisonous mushrooms.  Mona married Dick three weeks later.  It was true love!  Nine days later,  Dick mysteriously died from eating poisonous mushrooms.  Distraught Mona sought comfort in the arms of a handsome, smart, and, of course, rich young man from Peterborough name Phillip R. Cox.  They were happy for six glorious months but then Phil died mysteriously from a gunshot wound.  Mona knew she'd be accused of killing him (if only he had eaten the mushrooms) so she took her maiden name of Lott and moved to Bohemia. 

While in Bohemia, Mona continued searching for yet another husband.  Unfortunately she met a man she could not sway with her feminine wiles.  His name was Ian the Sensual Barbarian and he was in love with a woman named Coco.  Mona decided she must meet this woman and learn from her exceptional skills with men.  She heard Coco performing at the local pub and aked if she could join